Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Men are the Complicated Ones

I love how men like to act like women are mysteries. Like we come from a different planet (Sorry, I don't buy the "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" bullshit). The truth is? Men are lazy.

Correct me if i'm wrong, but 85% percent of relationships work because of women. Women want their men to be happy, but men? They don't care. They don't put any effort into the relationship at all. Sure, they'll say something nice every now and then, just to get us off their backs. But women aren't stupid. We know they don't mean it.

Honestly, what happened to bringing your woman flowers, just because it was a Monday? Or planning something special, just because you know she'll love you more for it? Or going to see a chick flick, just because it's the type of movie she likes? I know that i've went and watched plenty of slasher flicks, even though I hate the sight of blood, because it's what HE wanted to see. Or I ate chinese food for the 5th night in a row, just because HE loves sesame chicken. Or I went to Henry Hudsons for a date, even though I could have picked a place I would have enjoyed more.

Where is the effort guys? And don't pull the "she's too picky!" crap either. Sure, there are some major bitches out there, but most of us just want to know that you're thinking about us. Don't get me wrong, it has to go both ways. It's supposed to be "give and take".

I've asked several of my exes, and even my guys friends, what does it take to make men happy. All of them told me the same thing. "Sex and beer." I wonder why my relationships didn't last? XD

The truth is, men are never satisfied. And i'm allowed to rant and offend people because this is what we do on this blog. Just so ya'll know, anyways...

We take care of you. You're not happy. We give you whatever you want. You're not happy. Which is why I will stand by my theory of geeks are the best way to go. If they aren't used to getting female attention, they'll treat you better and stand by you. All you pretty boys can fuck off.

Just sayin'.

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2 comments:

  1. Wow, reading back on this, I was really friggin irritated when I posted it.

    And that ladies and gentlemen, is why i've decided to be single for a long, long time. XD

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  2. haha i thought it was an awesome rant and i especially love your end rant at the end there. super nice touch!

    One day men will learn that we arent going to put up with their shit forever. They'll stop doing all the wrong things and start doing some of the right things. But until then...well you're just screwed arent you?

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