Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Sexuality From An Angry Hymen

I figured it would be a good idea to make a blog about sexuality, from the perspective of someone not getting any action (and lets face it, if you're reading this, you're not getting any either. Don't lie).

The other Clarmy bloggers and I have discussed sex and the expectations that come with it more times than I could ever count in my lifetime. Most of these expectations involve loser guys who only want one night stands. And some girls are okay with that.

Let me just make one thing clear about those girls:

YOU DISGUST ME.

I'm so glad that this blog isn't about preserving other peoples feelings. Because honestly, girls who are okay with jumping from guy to guy, bed to bed, are the nastiest people i've ever had the disadvantage of meeting. I wonder if i'll get in trouble for using the word "whore" on the blog? Regardless, that's what you are. You give the rest of us a bad name, and you also give the men we're interested in the false idea that all of us are like that.

That's why i'm posting a blog about sexuality from an angry hymen. You would be surprised how many women don't have sex because of the expectations that come with it. Or better, the "lack" of expectations that come with it. But I can't put all the blame on the whores out there (yes, i'm still adament about using that term). Men are just as bad.

Don't get me wrong, you'll find the occasional nice guy. But I know from experience that most of those guys come with extreme baggage. Dating 3 weeks and they're talking about moving in together. I mean come ON. I don't even KNOW you at that point.

Okay, rant over. Btw, anyone gets offended at "whore", take a real long look in the mirror. Sounds like a guilty conscience to me. Bahahahaha.

2 comments:

  1. LMAO best blog I've read in a while! This is all very true. Too many expectations are carried by most people when it comes to sex. If you've had it plenty of times youre usually under the impression its not a big deal and anybody you meet should be giving it up like you. Unfortunately that is becoming the case more and more at this point.

    I would also like to add in the double standards. You were good to blame equally but in the real world most don't share that opinion. A girl sleeping with a handful of men is a slut while a man sleeping with a handful of women is just a player but its a respectable thing. It's complete shit and I can't wait for the day where the men get theirs, the women close their legs a little bit and we can all get on with out own situations without having other peoples shit assumed about us.

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  2. Makes me wanna scream "CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOU DIRTY BIMBO!". But of course you've gotta be politically correct these days.

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