At least once in everyone's lifetime, you'll come across some fat ass bitch who thinks she rules the world. Oh sure, she'll be sweet to your face (while she has sweets in HER face), but if you look real close in her eyes, you can see those wheels turning. Wondering how she can make your life miserable, because she wants to see just how far she can push you before you snap.
I'm not sure why some people are like that. Why certain people get enjoyment out of other peoples misery. Doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Especially if you haven't done anything to deserve it. So i'm going to reveal the big secret about dealing with people like this (although if you're dealing with a fat ass, you could probably hold food above them and make them do tricks. Just sayin).
I'm sure everyone has heard the old saying "Bully a bully". Or "take a bull by the horns". This is very very true in situations where some fat ass thinks he/she is a bad ass. You're probably asking yourself "what if I hate confrontation?". The truth is, the bully is probably afraid of confrontation too. But they think because of their size (still assuming it's a fatty), people will back down. Here is one simple truth:
THE FATTER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL.
I mean sure, i'm not going to be unrealistic and say that they couldn't squash you like a pancake. I mean, take one look at those extra rolls on the arms (y'know the ones. Where fattys can clap with no hands if they swing their arms real hard) and you know you'll be down for the count. But honestly, you'll never know what a difference you can make if you don't try.
Nothing will change. Ever. Not if no one stands up to them, and let them know just how full of shit they are. Sure, you might get a black eye. A few broken ribs. Maybe some bite marks on your ankle. But is putting up with it, worth your dignity?
I dedicate this blog post to someone who I think would rather remain nameless. XD
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Why you got to be talking shit about me like that J?! I thought we were cool now I know youre just a fuckin bitch...awesome!
ReplyDeleteHaha kidding anyways totally get you on this shit. Some people like to think they control the situation you got to flip that shit on them and show them whats what. Most people are all take no play anyways soo I say go for it.
Yes, i'm a total bitch. I admit it. But, unfortunately, I wasn't talking about you. =P
ReplyDeleteI'll have to come up with a special blog for the Samurai. And I shall call it: "When a white girl gives me a black name. AKA J dizzle." :P
This is very good advice and I know the person who shall remain nameless appreciates hearing this and that it helped :P I completely agree with all of it too, you just gotta stand up to 'em and tell 'em how it is!
ReplyDeleteSays the girl who hid in her bedroom all day. LMAO.
ReplyDeleteno if i gave you a black girl name it wouldnt be j dizzle it would be like...janiqua
ReplyDeleteI don't think we could be friends. XP
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