Ya know what, Emo kids? If my mom doesn't listen to me and refuses to run you little bastards down, GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY. Just because you're all whiny and cut yourself over your sexuality (I'm assuming Emos are all gay guys, because honestly...Look at them.) and flipping your stupid haircut does not mean everyone else in the world will bend over to make your life better. I mean really, what would you have to cut yourself over then? "They forgot the whipped cream on my white chocolate mocha. Fuck the world! My life sucks!" *runs off to slice arm like Edward Scissorhands. At least you can touch someone without turning them into slabs of meat, ya douche.
I'd love to give Emos something real to bitch about. In fact, I'll cut you little bitches and save you the trouble. Hell, I'll even throw some stabbings in for free. Aren't I nice? "WAAAA, mommy didn't make what I like for dinner." *goes to cut self* BAM! I've just stabbed you, you're dead. Oh, what's that? I threw your body in an alley for a hobo to piss on? WHY DON'T YOU GO CRY ABOUT IT?!
GAH! I hate people.
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You're probably right about emo guys being gay. I mean, have you SEEN Adam Lambert?
ReplyDeleteI'm so gonna get sued. O_O
Or ass raped by a dildo :P
ReplyDeleteOh now that's just digusting.
ReplyDeleteI agree with G. You go after Lambert and you're getting a fake dick in the ass.
ReplyDeleteIt's those damn skinny jeans that make me mad. Guys look so damn stupid in them and then they have to wear those huge fucking shoes with them...wtf you look like a damn fool son! Man up! Let the boys breathe a little.
Or the eyeliner. WTF. That just screeeeams "I wish I had a vagina instead of a mangina." You were born a man. ACT LIKE IT you queen.
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